Posted 3 hours ago

songofages:

casualdorkpatrol:

casualdorkpatrol:

so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went

" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."

AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.

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Guess who’s got a daaaaate

Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

zombie-tea-party:

MATT AND I JUST MOVED SO WE ARE SHARING OUR EXCITEMENT WITH A GIVEAWAY! IT IS ROOSTER TEETH/ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER THEMED AND WE HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT! 

WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO WIN:

  • You must be following BOTH zombie-tea-party AND 0mage-of-doom0 to win. (PLEASE DO NOT JUST FOLLOW US TO WIN STUFF. WE WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO STICK AROUND AFTER THE GIVEAWAY IS OVER. I PROMISE WE ARE KINDA COOL. MAYBE. KIND OF!! <3) 
  • Reblog as many times as you want. Each reblog will count as an entry. (Just please don’t spam your followers!) LIKES DO NOT COUNT AS AN ENTRY.
  • NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS PLEASE. WE WILL CHECK.
  • if you win, please do not delete your blog right after winning. we want you to be able to take at least one picture with your stuff so that people know we actually sent it to you. if you delete your blog, you will not get your shit.
  • You must be comfortable giving us your home address. We will need to be able to ship you your prizes!
  • We will ship anywhere! 
  • We will pick ONE winner randomly on SEPTEMBER 30TH, 2014!
  • The winner will have 24 hours to respond to our message that they have won, or we will choose another winner!
  • GOOD LUCK! <3

WINNER WILL RECEIVE:

  • ONE T-SHIRT OF THEIR CHOOSING FROM THE RT STORE OR ANY BEANIE OF THEIR CHOOSING FROM THE RT STORE
  • ANY ONE  PRINT FROM THE RT STORE, OR A MUG, OR A TUMBLR!
  • ONE SET OF BUTTONS FROM THE RT STORE

GOOD LUCK GUYS! <3 

Posted 3 hours ago

skarvo:

jacktherbert:

micthemicrophone:

I WASN’T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION AND WHEN I WATCHED THE REPLAY I HAD TO.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

You stared death in the face and didn’t even notice.

That is stone cold.

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

procrastinatingmylife:

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

billyboydismybaby:

aardvarkjuice:

thelittlestagemanager:

valerieparker:

snapeschristmaslist:

Endless list of things that should have been in the movies
↳ Prisoner of Azkaban, p 120

“Then you should know, Potter, that Sybill Trelawney has predicted the death of one student a year since she arrived at this school. None of them has died yet. Seeing death omens is her favourite way of greeting a new class.”

Wait wait wait

so there was a theory bouncing around that Trelawney was actually scary accurate, right?

What if every student she predicted died in the battle for Hogwarts?

THATS JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING

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I’m done.

*sobs*

It’s interesting because if you go back and reread the books, every single one of Trelawney’s predictions, even the really ridiculous ones, came true. So this is actually not only possible but highly probable.

im going to cry

(Source: squintymisha)

Posted 3 hours ago

hellaphatchan:

rachelannmillar:

glimmeringpersonality:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

This is literally everyday people at the theatre

Hilarious

Relating

Posted 4 hours ago

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

Posted 4 hours ago

guyfieriandtotallynotricky:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

meandthedevilblues:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

Wtf did I just read

NO GINGERBREAD MAN I DEMAND A SEQUAL I MUST DISCOVER HOW HE WILL END THIS PLAGUE AND MYSTERY

I NEED A SEQUEL

Posted 4 hours ago

deltaqoodrem:

Michelle Rodriguez laying down truths
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